Who we are

Born out of the cosmic muck of Portland, Oregon, Lo.Quality are a rabid ensemble of nutjobs who blend Punk, Funk, Metal, and whatever other musical genres they find lying around on the ground. The group, consists of Degenerate Dream Boat and Bassist Cam (Space Ghost) Carlson, The Diabolically Charming Multi-instrumentalist Aaron (Diz) Disney, and The Founding Beings, rhythm alchemist and skit guru Justin (Justintolerable) Green, and gentle screaming extraterrestrial Micheal (ODE) Freeman.

Frenetic live shows featuring piñatas(we’ll sweep up the mess ourselves, we promise), idiotic “skits”, silly voices, and general low quality banter exhort the crowd to Dance Punk Dance, go Wak Wak, and experience This Moment of Ecstasy.

ODE

Born on the planet Venus, this friendly alien wears jumpsuits during the peak of summer, attempting to convince confused earthlings that 90 degree days are "a bit chilly." Asked why he decided to form a band on earth, he replied, "I just feel like the atmosphere here could use some more sulfur dioxide.”

diz

Though obviously a time traveler, they are notoriously shiesty about what time they actually hail from. Statements including both "Oh my bad I forgot ya'll are still using binaric code." and "Man, if we'd had microwaves in my day the sea peoples wouldn't have stood a chance." only confuse the issue further. Claims that they joined the band in order to "thread fate's needle" are moderately worrisome.

spaceghost

Exiled from the funkiest timeline due to spurious claims of being "more funky" than cosmic god Bootsy Collins, this slap-bass space ghost has joined some kind of weird punk band, stating inanely, "Well, Punk and Funk rhyme, so…”

justintolerable

Proof positive that reptoid beings from the earth's core can take on an unnerving approximation of the human form, this 'normal everyday human' made the 1800 mile vertical journey through the mantle in order to "combat the harmful stereotype that reptilian people only play jazz cause they're all lounge lizards.”